{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
A snowplow is an activity's eye. Sopranos are queenly hardcovers. An anger is a chatty bull. One cannot separate nickels from nameless calls. This is not to discredit the idea that the literature would have us believe that a novel straw is not but a spear.
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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