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Aloo Jal Chibber was an Indian politician who served as a member of the Maharashtra Legislative Assembly from Vidhan Sabha Constituency (Colaba) (1972–1978). She has secured the highest win percentage till date. She was a minister of independent charge for minorities. She was later elected as a member of the Maharashtra Legislative Council twice. Her experience in grassroots politics made her a responsible legislator. She was a member of the Films Division, Ministry of Information and Broadcasting. She was a close aide and confidante of then Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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