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Chermanangad is a small village on the road between Kunnamkulam and Wadakanchery in the Thrissur district of Kerala.
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Diego Guzmán de Silva was a Spanish canon and diplomat. He served as ambassador to England, the Republic of Genoa and the Republic of Venice.
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